Wuns upawn u tiem, u man took hiz fiev sunz intue u hatshop.
"Boeyz, pik enee hat THat wil maek yue hapee. Ie'l bee bak in ten minuts."
Thu fiev boeyz lookd up at THu shelvz loeded with awl difrent kiendz uv hats.
"Look! U fiermun'z hat! That's
THu wun Ie wunt!" sed
boey #1.
"Oe, THat woodent maek mee hapee" sed boey #5.
"Look! U footbawl helmet! That's
THu wun Ie wunt!" sed
boey #2.
"Oe, THat woodent maek mee hapee" sed boey #5.
"Look! An awrtist's kap! That's
THu wun Ie wunt!"
sed boey #3.
"Oe, THat woodent maek mee hapee" sed boey #5.
"Look! U pielet's hat!" That's
THu wun Ie wunt! sed
boey #4.
"Oe, THat woodent maek mee hapee" sed boey #5.
"Wel, wich hat wil maek yue hapee?" askd THu frst foer boeyz tue boey #5.
"Nun uv THem" sed boey #5. "Nun uv THem eksept maebee THu wun in THat boks wae up THaer awn THu top shelf."
"Wut? Yue doen't eeven noe wut's insied THat boks. And it wil bee soe hawrd tue get up THaer."
"That's THu wun Ie wunt." sed boey #5." Soe THu boeys fownd u speshul ladr and kliemd wae up tue THu top shelf and kaereed down THu boks.
Just THen THr foTHr kaem intue THu hatshop.
"Oekae, it's tiem tue goe!" hee sed.
Boey #1 wawlkd owt with u fiermun'z hat awn hiz hed.
Boey #2 wawlkd owt with u footbawl helmet awn hiz hed.
Boey #3 wawlkd owt with an awrtist's kap awn hiz hed.
Boey #4 wawlkd owt with u pielet's hat awn hiz hed.
Boey #5 wawlkd owt with an emtee boks awn hiz hed.
Copyright 2007 Michael Laschober
St. Louis, MO